Huckburger
Our seasoned, hand-pressed 1/2 pound Angus beef burgers are juicy! Served on a twist bun with LTO. Bacon, cheese, grilled onions, peppers or jalapenos are a few add-ons that will personalize your Huckburger. Choice of fries, salad or house slaw....8.00

Fish and Chips
Sleepy Conscience ESBeerbattered grouper nuggets prepared to order & served with fries and Twain’s slaw.....8.00

Twain in Philly
A hoagie roll is filled with sliced sirloin or chicken, grilled with onions & mushrooms, then topped with real jack cheese. Choice of fries, salad, or house slaw.....7.00

Quesadilla
A 12” flour tortilla is loaded with cheese, tomatoes & grilled onions & served with salsa, sour cream & guacamole.....6.50
With chicken or beef.....9.50
Jalapenos, grilled peppers or mushrooms..... .50 ea.

Nachos
Fresh tortilla chips are topped with real cheddar and jack cheeses, then baked. Served with Twain’s own fresh salsa, lettuce and tomato.... 5.50
Jalapenos & Sour Cream.... 75 ea
Guacamole & Chili.... 2.50 ea.

French Dip
Medium rare roast beef is grilled with Swiss cheese & served on a roll with au jus gravy. Choice of fries, salad or house slaw....7.00

Chicken Strips
Four large strips served golden and crunchy. Choose either honey mustard or BBQ sauce for dipping. Choice of fries, salad or house slaw..... 6.50

SHARIN’ FOODS

Calamari
Tenderized in our golden ale, Twain’s calamari is perfectly fried and tossed in a sweet chili sauce....8.50

Drunken Mussels
A pound of mussels cooked in our Heaven for Climate Golden Ale broth with fresh herbs, shallots & garlic....9.00

Mezza Plate
Hummus, olives, Moroccan eggplant, cucumber yogurt salad & Mediterranean artichoke tapenade highlight this plate, accompanied by warm pita triangles....8.00

Sweet Potato Fries
A heaping pile of goodness. Old Bay spiced & served with our own horseradish sauce.... 5.50

Sleepy Conscience ESBeer-battered Onion Rings
Sweet onion rings dipped in Twain’s house ESBeer batter, fried & piled high.... 5.50

Hummus and Pita
Nicely spiced hummus made in house with roasted red peppers & served with warm pita triangles, garnished with a small vegetable medley.... 6.50

SALADS
Big enough for a meal or to share. Add grilled chicken or jerked wild salmon to a salad for.... 3.00

Twain’s House Salad
Romaine lettuce topped with tomatoes, red onions, green peppers & cucumbers. Sprinkled with cheese & real bacon bits. Choice of dressing.... 6.00

Caesar Salad
Crisp romaine lettuce tossed in Caesar dressing, with Italian spiced croutons & parmesan cheese.... 7.00

Greek Salad
One of our favorites! Tomatoes, cucumbers, red onions & green peppers are tossed in Twain’s Greek dressing then put atop a bed of romaine. Sprinkled with feta cheese, Kalamata olives & pepperoncini.... 7.00

Curry Chicken Salad
Home-made at Twain’s. Chicken breast & golden raisins are mixed in a light curry base served over a bed of romaine with a whole wheat roll.... 8.50

Angus New York Strip
10 ounces of Angus steak broiled to your liking. Served with mashed potatoes topped with our Mysterious Stranger brown ale gravy, & a small house salad....16.50

Choppers and Mash
8 ounces of all-natural bone-in pork chop spiced & grilled, served with candied pecan sweet-potato masherole & Twain’s slaw....10.25

Turkey Meatloaf
Homemade hearty turkey meatloaf, mashed potatoes with Mysterious Stranger brown ale gravy, & Twain’s slaw....10.00

Shrimp Skewers
Eight lightly spiced savory shrimp are broiled, accompanied by a veggie skewer and served atop a bed of rice.....10.00

Veggie Skewers
An array of fresh veggies arranged on three skewers, marinated then broiled with a chili-soy sauce & served with a side of rice....8.50

Fettuccini Cruda
Roasted tomatoes, garlic, basil, parsley & olive oil served over fettuccini pasta, with grilled bread....8.50
With chicken, salmon, or sausage....11.50

BEVERAGES

Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Barq’s Rootbeer, Ginger Ale, Sweet Tea, Un-sweet Tea, Orange or Cranberry Juice....1.75

Twain’s Blend of Javavino Coffee....1.95

DESSERTS

We proudly serve Southern Sweets cakes, please ask your server for our present selection.....4.25/slice

SAMWICHES
Served with choice of fries,
side salad, or Twain’s slaw.

Twain’s Club
Featuring honey smoked turkey, Black Forest ham, thick cut bacon, LTO on whole wheat.... 8.50

Jerk Salmon Club Wrap
4 oz. of wild caught salmon is grilled with jerk spices & rolled in a flour tortilla with thick sliced bacon & LTO, with dill mayo.....8.50

Turkey Meatloaf Sandwich
A healthy slice of our home-made Turkey Meatloaf, real Monterey Jack cheese, and marinara on sourdough bread.... 8.50

Cuban
Our Rubbed & Roasted pork loin is sliced and pressed in a Cuban roll with ham, pickles, Swiss cheese, mustard, & Cuban dressing.... 8.00

Fresh Veggie
Herbed goat cheese, roasted red pepper, cucumbers, & mixed field greens on whole wheat bread.... 6.50

Salchicha
Grilled Andouille sausage is pressed in a Cuban roll with balsamic caramelized onions, bell peppers, Swiss cheese & Mojo remoulade....7.50

Black Bean & Portabella Burger
Homemade with portabella caps, black beans, red & green peppers, red onions, carrots, & oats. This veggie burger is rich in flavor with a bit of a jalapeno spice. Served on a twist bun with LTO.... 8.00

SIDES AND SUCH

Twain’s Vegetarian Chili
This staple at Twain’s has been satisfying chili lovers for years. Topped with cheese & served with house fried tortilla chips.
cup.... 3.50    bowl...5.00

Mississippi River Gumbo
Old Man Paul’s favorite. Our homemade chicken & sausage gumbo served atop a bed of rice.
cup.... 4.50    bowl...6.00

Basket of Fries
lightly seasoned....3.25